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Winter viruses: none shall pass!

Friday, June 18th, 2010

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One of the joys of self-employment is that when you first feel the niggle of a winter malady coming on, you can launch a pre-emptive strike to ward it off, employing tactics that would be completely inappropriate for a public workplace.

Need to stay warm? Ditch the nice clothes, and stay in your pajamas, or better still, a onesie. Feel like you need a nap? Get a hot water bottle, and snuggle up in bed for an hour. And you can eat foods that have huge benefits for keeping your immune system humming, but which should never enter a public area. I’m talking, of course, about raw garlic.

Yesterday I started feeling a bit more grumpy than usual, my nose started running, and I wasn’t happy with the way the back of my throat was feeling. It’s vital that I stay healthy, because I’m off to a wedding in a week that will involve a plane trip and a holiday. Last time I flew with a cold I was almost in tears from the pain on descent, and nobody wants to be the person coughing all through the ceremony.

So I did some research into what I could do to nip it in the bud fast, but which didn’t involve drugs. I’ve been a fan of lemon and honey in the past, and ginger and garlic, but I was interested to read a bit more about garlic. Anecdotally, it’s been used for centuries for its antibacterial and antiviral properties, and is best used crushed because that releases allicin, thought to be the active compound. More information can be found here.

After an initial dose of two cloves, I’ll take another one tomorrow, and for a couple more mornings before we leave. Hopefully by then I’ll have results that will enable me to stay healthy. And as for my partner, with whom I share the office? Well, he’ll have to put up with me being all garlicky for a couple of days, but better him than an office full of workmates!

Stupid things I’ve done in the line of duty

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

You know that sinking, tight-throat feeling when you realise you’ve done something really stupid and avoidable and there’s nothing you can do about it? I’m guilty of all of these:

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Got the person’s name wrong at the top of an email
There are variations on this. You might be sending an identical email to a number of people and have left the ‘Dear XXX’ at the top. (Bonus points if it’s an invoice!) Or you might have cut and pasted a previously sent email, and forgotten to change the name at the top. Or, my favourite, you type in ‘Dear wrong-but-very-similar name’ and don’t notice until you’ve hit ‘send’. And there’s nothing you can do but resend the email and hope they don’t notice the name and assume a glitch has caused you to send it twice.

Said the wrong thing at a function
Maybe you had one too many, or you just got a little out of your depth, or you weren’t quite sure if the other person is joking around with you. Whatever, you make a quip or let a naughty word inappropriately slip out, and in that second after, that pause lets you know that you’ve entered Faux Pas country. Time to change the subject or politely excuse yourself.

Answered “Are you busy?” with anything other than “yes”
In a client-provider situation, when the client asks if you’re busy, the only correct answer is yes. This lets them know that you’re successful and well worth the dollars they’re paying you. Telling them “it’s not too bad” or “actually, it’s pretty quiet at the moment” are both wrong answers. When in doubt, treat it like “how are you?” in a social situation – people don’t want to know that you burnt your toast or that you think you’re developing a serious addiction to edamame beans. You always answer “fine, thanks”.

What have you done that makes you cringe?

Some light relief for a short week

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Funny how a short week always feels harder to me than a normal one. I guess it’s the trying to cram five days into four, and in my case trying to do that while coming down from the sugar high that is Easter.

So I thought I’d share this with anyone who’s interested. My friend Josh Drummond is a comic book artist and journalist (he’s a stinkin’ good writer to boot). While looking for work recently he decided that a boring chronological CV/resume in Arial 10 wasn’t cutting it, so he turned it into a comic book. As you do.

So, for your entertainment: http://maverickcarter.deviantart.com/art/comic-book-resume-157047743

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